Sunday, May 8, 2011

Is The World Ending?

He was born in 1921. He owns a christian radio network. He says the world is ending. He's Harold Camping.

May 31st 2011 is the date you get to fly to heaven if you've been good Harold says. It's kind of like christmas. Only if you've been bad instead of coal you'll get to live through hell on earth until October 21st 2011. Then you get to see the end of the world!

This crazy old bastard's company was worth around 122 million dollars in 2007. According to Harold 200 million people will be raptured up to the gold streets of heaven. This is a much larger amount that the 144,000 Jehovah's Witnesses believe will get to go. Their math is almost laughable.

Harold of course has a bunch of snake oil that proves his date is correct, even though he was already wrong once in 1994. He got better snake oil, so his date is now adjusted correctly. Read your bible so you don't burn forever. God bless.

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