Thursday, May 14, 2009

El Monte Police High-Five Victory


The El Monte police enjoyed a high-five after kicking Richard Rodriguez in the head Wednesday. Don't worry, Lt. Chuck Carlson of the El Monte Police Department said Rodriguez had served time in state prison for an unspecified drug charge, and was even an actual member of the El Monte Flores gang. So the officers actions were completely acceptable when 23 Rodriguez had already surrendered on the ground.

Richard of course has some tattoos on his neck and face, which means it's even more okay that police officers kicked him in the face and hit him with a flashlight. If the El Monte police won't kick people in the face who have surrendered, then who will?

Someone had to remind Richard that the police are the bad guys, who better than the police. Lucky for us, and Richard, channel 4's camera was rolling. So here's the sweet karate kick action thanks to El Monte's finest. 

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

LAPD Receives 1700 Free Guns


Lt. Fred Booker shows everyone how much fun he's going to have with his new street sweeper shotgun he just got for free.

The Los Angeles Police Department and Ralphs supermarkets have been in bed with each other for some quite some time now.  According to the Los Angeles Times on Monday the LAPD and Ralphs combined forces once again to net close to 1700 weapons, including AR-15s, Ak47s, Uzi's and even a grenade launcher.  Ralphs supplied 1300 'gift cards' which worked in their stores and as visa credit.

The LAPD was ecstatic about their new weapons. Deputy Chief Charlie Beck said "We were surprised at the quality of some of the weapons." Now the LAPD and Ralphs will finally have quality assault rifles and grenade launchers.

Of course not only was the LAPD excited, but Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa was extremely pleased with the quality and number of weapons. Mayor Villaraigosa was so thrilled he even said "These are weapons whose sole purpose is to maim and kill people."

This blog is only a warning to let people know that Mayor Villaraigosa, the LAPD, and Ralphs' employees now have even more high quality lethal weapons.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-guns12-2009may12,0,5033483.story

Monday, May 11, 2009

Gang Affiliations in Baseball Lead to Problems



















Apparently if you adopt a mixed martial arts hand sign to represent the awesome power of god and your deceased father, no one should ever be able to mock it.  This is what Giants relief pitcher Brian Wilson thinks at least.  He had this to say about his gang signing showboating, "It shows no disrespect towards anybody. It's all about positive praise. It's not for showboating."

I guess when Casey Blake of the Dodgers hit a home run off Wilson and also flashed the sign it wasn't representing positive praise.  Or maybe it rivaling Wilson's gang?

Maybe I'm just an asshole who doesn't know how to show respect but if you're going to flash silly signs with your hands, that a cage fighting team made up, then say it represents god and your deceased father you should probably just relax if someone else decides to display it as well. Or maybe you should become enraged, buy a new black/orange bandana and show everyone the awesome power of god.  I'm really praying that Brian Wilson starts feeling the good vibrations soon.