Sunday, February 13, 2011

Miniature Golden Record Players with Horns Attached Given Out on Sunday


On Sunday evening miniature gold encrusted record players with horns attached, also called 'gramophones' by 'musicians,' were handed out to extremely wealthy individuals.

"I hope to get one of those little gold record players!" exclaimed one of the millionaires.

Only the wealthiest individuals, with enough money to purchase the miniature gold records, were in attendance to try and receive a grammy-o-phone.

"I've had these miniature gold records for years! But I need a miniature gold record player with a horn attached to play them!" Shouted a man from a red Ferrari.

The miniature gold record players can only be produced in small amounts. Every year wealthy celebrities line up at the giant shit show hoping to receive a grammy-o-phone. Many of the attendees already own ipods.

"I already own 87 ipods, but miniature gold record players with horns attached cost a lot more." Said Kanye West.

Hundreds of people tuned in to view the event on plastic boxes everywhere. Cheering for which musical artist or masterpiece they had spent most of their paycheck on.




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