Monday, May 9, 2011

Titanic 2: Better than the Original?

To answer that question in one word; yes.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Is The World Ending?

He was born in 1921. He owns a christian radio network. He says the world is ending. He's Harold Camping.

May 31st 2011 is the date you get to fly to heaven if you've been good Harold says. It's kind of like christmas. Only if you've been bad instead of coal you'll get to live through hell on earth until October 21st 2011. Then you get to see the end of the world!

This crazy old bastard's company was worth around 122 million dollars in 2007. According to Harold 200 million people will be raptured up to the gold streets of heaven. This is a much larger amount that the 144,000 Jehovah's Witnesses believe will get to go. Their math is almost laughable.

Harold of course has a bunch of snake oil that proves his date is correct, even though he was already wrong once in 1994. He got better snake oil, so his date is now adjusted correctly. Read your bible so you don't burn forever. God bless.

Phil Jackson Quotes Richard Nixon in Press Conference

"As Richard Nixon says, You won't be able to kick this guy around anymore." Former Los Angeles Lakers' coach Phil Jackson said on Sunday during the press conference afer the Lakers' loss to the Dallas Mavericks on the Sunday.

Jackson was referring to the 35,000 dollar fine that the NBA gave him this morning. This will be tough for Phil Jackson to pay off, considering he only made 12,500,000 dollars during the 2009-2010 season.

It was the last game in Phil Jackson's NBA coaching career. He also said he "Didn't like the way Lamar or Andrew finished today."

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Osama Bin Laden Video Released

The Bin Laden videos were finally released today to the delight of Bin Laden fans across the globe.

The videos show Osama enjoying some television, and are definite proof that he is still alive. Many had suspected Tupac Shakur to be included in the video release but unfortunately the videos only featured Osama alive and well.